Brain Surgery 

A post surgery patient transforms into an unrecognizable spouse who confounds everyone nearby. 

     Family and friends are confused, but I’m not.  Just three weeks ago I underwent successful brain surgery to remove ‘fuzzy stuff’, a clump of blood vessels that had been causing dizziness and seizures.  Thankfully, no malignant tumor was found.  I’m fine and grateful to be alive.  Unfortunately, loved ones no longer recognize me.  Janice says my personality has changed, or rather the pronouncements I utter.  Here are some examples, though I suspect she’s exaggerating.